October 07, 2002

WILL WARREN IS CHANNELING KIPLING on The Torch:

O it’s Torchy this, and Torchy that, and "Torchy, pack it in."
It was "Robert, you’re a wizard" when the money helped
‘em win—
The money helped ‘em win, my boys, the money helped
‘em win,
It was "Robert, you’re a wizard" when the money helped
‘em win.

The whole thing is pretty damned funny.