UPDATE: So I got to thinking: If I were a candidate, what would my 30-second spot for "Rock the Vote" look like? Probably something like this. I might wear a tie, though.
ANOTHER UPDATE: Former TV critic Jeff Jarvis reviews my commercial: "Sounds like the Gore campaign."
Ouch. Well, there's a reason I'm not a candidate. Er, actually there are lots of reasons. . . . And at least I didn't try to rap, or anything.