February 18, 2004

THE 1000 FIGHTING STYLES OF DONALD RUMSFELD: My favorite is "Hidden Monkey Hands." (Via Tim Blair).

UPDATE: Don't miss Crouching Tiger, Hidden Defense Secretary, either. . . .

ANOTHER UPDATE: Several readers point out that Rummy does not use the Shaolin Buddha Finger. Hey, you have to hold something in reserve.

YET ANOTHER UPDATE: Oops, I was wrong. He does!