UPDATE: Apparently, the smart pills are in short supply. And yes, I realize that Yglesias was goofing, as was I. These people, alas, seem to be entirely serious.
MORE: Is one man's terrorist another man's freedom fighter? Not so much. But one man's "sweet hipster style" is another man's "aging high school chemistry teacher." And when "another man" is The Manolo, I know which side I come down on . . . .