August 12, 2005

BORED IN FALLUJAH:

"Don't you get attacked all the time?"

"Eh."

"So what's changed?"

"Well... there's nothing left to watch. I've seen all the DVDs out there and there's nothing left to do."

I started naming off movies followed by all sorts of TV series on DVD that I could think of, and, sure enough, he had watched them all.

"Frank, there's nothing left to watch! I wanna go home now."

I couldn't believe what I was hearing. There seemed to be only one appropriate response. "Chickenhawk!"